5some butt on lap ! This is just a sneak preview about the review of the PAMERAN DAN CERAMAH 2005 ANJURAN LEMBAGA WADEN TRAFIK SMJK CHUNG LING. Stay tune for more.
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Monday, June 27, 2005
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Fiendster ?!?!
A regular customer of Friendster ?
I guess a high percentage teenage internet users around Malaysia has a Friendster account.
In my opinion, this is a virtual space where shy people or people with weak socialising skills or people that are lack of friend making oppurtunities to get to know new friends and later it evovles intoa name card of teenagers because of the profiles and testimonials.
Let me make it short on Friendster. Let's kickstart with "Fiendster".
I only knew about this website http://www.fiendster.com/ when my friend jon told me about this hating community. I tried to sign up but its a fake. This is just a scam.
You can click on the link to have a try.
China's Way of Death Sentence
This is the 1st episode. Stay tuned for the sequel with two final photos for this horrible act.
Really Nice Sarcastic Jokes
Message to my dear viewers,
When you see this pile of words, you may hesitate to read them. But let me tell you its worth your effort trying to read this jokes.
Ji Yuan
Top joke in UK
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off go ahead,
I'll hold your monkey for you.
Top joke in USA
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.
The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married for 35 years."
Top joke in Canada
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down,
on almost any surface including glass
and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Top joke in Australia
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning,
I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out,
and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes,
then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight...."
Top Joke in England
Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."
Top Joke in Wales
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails.
A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
Top Joke in Northern Ireland
A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient.
'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.
SECOND PLACE
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment.
"Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
THE WINNING JOKE
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line.
He says: "OK, now what?"
These jokes are cool. I was thinking of acting in some of these and make them into short films.
In my personal point of view,the Wales and Australian jokes weren't too funny, I love all the others !
When you see this pile of words, you may hesitate to read them. But let me tell you its worth your effort trying to read this jokes.
Ji Yuan
Top joke in UK
A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off go ahead,
I'll hold your monkey for you.
Top joke in USA
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course.
He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.
The man then replies: "Yeah, well we were married for 35 years."
Top joke in Canada
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.
To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down,
on almost any surface including glass
and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil.
Top joke in Australia
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out.
She rattles off: "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning,
I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out,
and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor?"
The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes,
then calmly says: "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight...."
Top Joke in England
Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one.
He screams, "I slept with your mother!"
The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.
The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"
The other says, "Go home dad you're drunk."
Top Joke in Wales
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails.
A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened. The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied "I don't know, it all happened so fast."
Top Joke in Northern Ireland
A doctor says to his patient, 'I have bad news and worse news'.
'Oh dear, what's the bad news?' asks the patient.
The doctor replies, 'You only have 24 hours to live'.
'That's terrible', said the patient.
'How can the news possibly be worse?'
The doctor replies, 'I've been trying to contact you since yesterday'.
SECOND PLACE
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?" Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
What does it tell you, Holmes?" Holmes is silent for a moment.
"Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
THE WINNING JOKE
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line.
He says: "OK, now what?"
These jokes are cool. I was thinking of acting in some of these and make them into short films.
In my personal point of view,the Wales and Australian jokes weren't too funny, I love all the others !
Saturday, June 25, 2005
Little puppy with six legs and two penises
The ongoing aggravation of the ecological situation in the world often results in the appearance of unusual creatures, some of which prove to be rather viable. The news about human or animal babies born with striking physical deformities always attract people's attention, in spite of the fact that such news reports appear on a regular basis.
A little puppy with six legs and two penises has been recently found in a Malaysian temple, in the town of Pandamaran, situated to the south off Kuala Lumpur. According to eyewitnesses, the custodian of the temple found the puppy sleeping near the entrance to the shrine. The man picked the animal up to remove it from the passage, when he noticed that it was a weird many-legged little dog, a six-legged dog, to be more precise.
When the strange finding was examined in the shrine, it turned out that the fluffy creature also had two penises. That was probably the reason why the priests named the dog as Ong Fatt, which translates as Lucky.
Inexplicable anomalies happen rather frequently in the natural world nowadays. A six-legged lamb was born in Holland; a dog gave birth to six normal puppies and one six-legged creature in Brazil.
The puppy named as Lucky currently lives in the shrine, where it was found. Malaysian priests believe that their talisman was sent to them from heaven.
p.s. I think some of you read this on the Star newspaper. I wanted to post it the moment i saw it but unfortunately i don't have a scanner.Until I found this on a website i took the picture and post it here.
Friday, June 24, 2005
Thursday, June 23, 2005
Cow and bull have animal sex in office supplies shop
A cow and a bull were caught during an act of love in public, which they arranged in the Kaliningrad region of Russia. The two loving animals "did it" in an office supplies shop."A cow unexpectedly barged into the open doors of an office supplies shop in the town of Pionersky, in Russia's Kaliningrad enclave. A bull followed the cow and entered the shop too. Several seconds later the bull mounted the cow and the animals started making love right in front of the eyes of the flabbergasted salesgirl. The animals were passionate: several counter displays were crushed in the act of love," an eyewitness said.
The woman ran out of the shop and even forgot to push the emergency button underneath the counter. Passers-by and security guards could not stop the animals from completing the reproduction process, Interfax reports.
When they pushed the animals out of the shop, eight counters were found in ruins.
"DRAGON" in garden
I was resting on my bed in my comfy bedroom but was a little disturbed by noise caused by a rennovation project going on in my residential area. Suddenly, my mom shouted : " Dino ! (Doggie's name) " She was curious why the dog kept barking and running around furiously,hence she stood up to have a look out of the window. She saw a monitor lizard and shouted : " Aiyo !!! There's a monitor lizard in the garden ! ". Well,i heard that and feeling a bit lazy to have a look, since i thought it's no big deal. She once again shouted to call me, since she asked me to go downstairs, i stood up and walked down. I saw the monitor lizard standing beside the plastic paip. First thing that came to my mind is to get the digicam and have a flash. I ran upstairs to get it and queitly took a photo through the window before going out to the garden. Apparently it crawled out from the small water drain hole in the garden. I slwoly unlocked my front door and walked towards it. Dino kept barking and struggling to free himself from the chain. I didn't want to release my dog as Dino will straight away attack it and tear it into pieces and create a big mess in the garden. I remember my dad told me that Malaysian monitor lizards are very dirty because they eat all kinds of things and lives in garbade dumps and smelly drains,this makes it very poisonous if you make any contact with it. As i get nearer,it ran the other direction but my doggie was coming from the other side,it was confused.It panicked and did not know which direction to go. I asked my mom to open the gate so that i can chase it out.After that i thought it isn't a good idea as it will ran into any of our neighbour's house. She closed the gate and said let it crawl back into the hole.I took a large broom from the side waiting for it to come out from underneath the flower pots. I turned around and talked to my mom for a while and when i turn back it was gone,it had crawled into the hole.I asked the maid to get something to close up the hole to prevent further repetition of this incident.
Phew...The way it runs is a bit creepy and FUNNY....
Wednesday, June 22, 2005
Don't want to talk about negative issues
I don't have the mood to describe the details.This is the URL of a local newspaper's website,if you don't understand chinese,you can still drop by and have a look at her picture
http://www.guangming.com.my/content.phtml?sec=193&artid=200506222107&data=
http://www.guangming.com.my/content.phtml?sec=193&artid=200506222107&data=
Sad news
This morning in between History and Additional Maths period, my class monitor Rijen came back from the staff room and walked into class to call out the guy sitting behind me which is the current chinese orchestra president-Hong Wei.Then both of them walked out of the class talking about something.The "excitement" expression on their faces made woke my curiousity up. I stood up and walked towards them standing two metres away looking at their faces and trying to listen about the news.I could barely hear what they say so i asked Hong Wei what happened,he told me that Lau Hoey Sim is dead,she hung herself at home last night. Before this incident, i heard that she stopped teaching to join her husband in Vietnam,after that i never saw her until the day i went to the (PSO)Penang Symphony Orchestra's concert i Dewan Sri Pinang.After that conversation,we went back to class as the additional maths teacher arrived.After the usual greeting,we sat down and my fellow classmates keep asking here and there to seek confirmation about the truth.
I will continue the story as soon as i get back from tuition later tonight.
To be continued.......
I will continue the story as soon as i get back from tuition later tonight.
To be continued.......
Tuesday, June 21, 2005
Monday, June 20, 2005
Change of Haircut
The "BALD" me !!!
My fresh new haircut. People who doesn't know me long enough don't know my "style".
I did this 3 times. The "this" I meant is my habit of keeping long hair until i don't feel comfortable in it then shave my head. This is just the "number 2" cut, however I've never tried "number 1" cuts as it reveals the scalp and i am afraid it hurts my scalp and my new hair will become "rougher" after that.
My fresh new haircut. People who doesn't know me long enough don't know my "style".
I did this 3 times. The "this" I meant is my habit of keeping long hair until i don't feel comfortable in it then shave my head. This is just the "number 2" cut, however I've never tried "number 1" cuts as it reveals the scalp and i am afraid it hurts my scalp and my new hair will become "rougher" after that.
Optical Illusion Fiesta
Optical Illusions
Sometimes your eyes play tricks on you.
The pictures on this page are called"optical illusions."
Optical means vision. An illusion is something that isn't what it seems to be. An Optical illusion is something that plays trick on your vision. Optical illusions teach us about how the eye and brain work together to create vision.In out everyday three-dimensional (3-D) world, our brain get clues about depth, shading, lighting and position to help us interpret what our eyes see. But when we look at two-dimensional (2-D) images that lack some of these clues, the brain can be fooled.
Can you figure out these optical illusion?
I figured out everyone of them in a split of a second.
Is this a picture of a vase?
Or two faces looking at each other?
Do you see both?
Which frog has a bigger mouth?Are you sure?
Measure to find out.
This is a very common one.Almost everyone knows it.
Old Woman...Or Young Girl?
hint: the old woman's nose is the young girl's nose and chin
hint: the old woman's nose is the young girl's nose and chin
Man Playing Horn... Or Woman Sillhouette?
Woman In Vanity... Or Skull?
hint: move farther a bit from the screen and blink to see the skull or the woman (looking at the mirror)
hint: move farther a bit from the screen and blink to see the skull or the woman (looking at the mirror)
Two Faces... Or One?
A Rabbit.... Or A Duck?
hint: the duck is looking left and the rabbit is looking right
A Face Of A Native American... Or An Eskimo?
Is The Book Looking Towards You... Or Away From You?
I've sent some of these pictures to some of my friends but some of them took quite a long time to figure out.I guess this is due to way people interpret and reflects some personality in judging things.
I always tend to look at a situation from different perspectives.
Sunday, June 19, 2005
BE A LAKE
THE Master instructed the unhappy young man to put some salt in a glass of water, and to drink it.
"How did it taste?"
"Awful!"spat the apprentice.
They walked in the silence to a nearby lake, where the Master asked him to take another handful of salt and throw it in. After he had swirled the salt into the water, the old man said,"Now drink from the lake."
As the water dripped down the apprentice's chin, the latter asked, "How did it taste?"
"Good!"
"Did you taste the salt?"
"No."
The Master sat beside this troubled youngster,took both his hands, and said: "The pain of life is pure salt, no more, no less. The amount of pain in life remains exactly the same.
"But the amount of 'pain' we taste depends on the container we put it into. So when you are in pain, the only thing to do is enlarge your sense of things. Stop being a glass. Become a lake!"
Note: To my dear friends who face pain in times,understand and benefit from it.
"How did it taste?"
"Awful!"spat the apprentice.
They walked in the silence to a nearby lake, where the Master asked him to take another handful of salt and throw it in. After he had swirled the salt into the water, the old man said,"Now drink from the lake."
As the water dripped down the apprentice's chin, the latter asked, "How did it taste?"
"Good!"
"Did you taste the salt?"
"No."
The Master sat beside this troubled youngster,took both his hands, and said: "The pain of life is pure salt, no more, no less. The amount of pain in life remains exactly the same.
"But the amount of 'pain' we taste depends on the container we put it into. So when you are in pain, the only thing to do is enlarge your sense of things. Stop being a glass. Become a lake!"
Note: To my dear friends who face pain in times,understand and benefit from it.
Saturday, June 18, 2005
World Cup Sex
The German city of Dortmund is working quickly to install drive-in wooden "sex garages" in time for next year's soccer World Cup.
Dortmund, one of 12 cities to host World Cup matches, would like to keep prostitutes and their clients off the streets by providing them with other 'discreet' places to do (the-so-called) business.
Experts estimate as many as 40,000 prostitutes may travel to Germany to offer their 'services' to fans during the tournament.
Dortmund plans to arrange the Dutch-designed wooden huts in an area that will also offer condom machines and snack bars.
Roddick given tough draw at Wimbledon
WIMBLEDON, England (AP) -- To get to the Wimbledon final, Andy Roddick may first have to get past the tallest player on the tour, the local favorite and the game's newest darling.Defending champion Roger Federer seems to have an easier path after Thursday's draw. His toughest projected match could come in the semifinals, with possible opponents being 2002 champion Lleyton Hewitt or last year's semifinalist Mario Ancic.
``I came into Wimbledon last year with a lot of pressure on me, as I was defending my title for the first time, but this year will be a lot easier,'' Federer said before the draw. ``As soon as I get going I will be tough to beat.''
On the women's side, Serena Williams could face sister Venus in the fourth round after both were drawn in the bottom half.
Roddick was seeded second by the All England Club, two spots higher than his ranking. He'll face Jiri Vanek, a Czech ranked 92nd in the world who was beaten in the first round of Wimbledon in 2000 and '01, in his opening match.
Then things get more difficult.
Roddick could face Ivo Karlovic of Croatia in the second round. The two met in Sunday's final of the Queen's Club tournament, with Roddick beating the 6-foot-10 Karlovic in two tiebreakers.
If he gets past Karlovic, Roddick's toughest potential opponents to reach the quarterfinals would be Xavier Malisse and Ivan Ljubicic.
In the quarterfinals, Roddick could face four-time semifinalist Tim Henman or Sebastien Grosjean, who was bumped up 17 places from his world ranking to the ninth seed.
Roddick may play Spanish teenager Rafael Nadal in the semifinals. Earlier this month, Nadal won the French Open in his first attempt. The two have played twice, with Roddick winning on hardcourt and Nadal on his favored clay.
Other potential semifinal opponents are 2002 finalist David Nalbandian and Thomas Johansson.
If the Williams sisters were to play, the winner could face Belgium's Justin Henin-Hardenne in the quarterfinals -- with defending champion Maria Sharapova potentially waiting in the semifinals.
Top-seeded Lindsay Davenport has an easier time in the top half of the draw, with her toughest projected match not coming until the quarterfinals, when she could face Kim Clijsters.
Davenport plays Russia's Alina Jidkova in her opening match, and could face U.S. Open champion Svetlana Kuznetsova in the quarterfinals and third-seeded Amelie Mauresmo in the semifinals.
Sharapova opens against Nuria Vives Llagostera of Spain and could then face 15-year-old Sesil Karatancheva, who beat Venus Williams in the third round of the French Open, or talented teenager Tatiana Golovin of France.
Fourth-seeded Serena Williams, who won Wimbledon in 2002 and '03, drew Angela Haynes in the first round, while Venus Williams was paired against a qualifier. Venus won Wimbledon in 2000 and '01 but was seeded only 14th this year.
Serena leads Venus 7-6 in overall meetings, eight of them in finals, including three at Wimbledon. Venus won their last meeting, in the quarterfinals of Nasdaq-100 tournament in Key Biscayne, Fla., on March 29.
Federer will begin his bid for a third consecutive title on Centre Court against Frenchman Paul-Henri Mathieu.
Federer has a relatively easy run to the quarterfinals, potentially facing seeded players Nicolas Kiefer, Juan Carlos Ferrero, Nikolay Davydenko or grass-court specialist Jonas Bjorkman.
Hewitt plays Christophe Rochus of Belgium in the first round. He could face a tough match against fifth-seeded Marat Safin or Ancic in the quarterfinals.
Mark Philippoussis of Australia, the 2003 runner-up who is a wild card in this tournament, opens against Karol Beck of Slovakia and could face Safin in the second round. Safin plays Paradorn Srichaphan of Thailand in the first round.
Premier League Jerseys
That's why people say that the English Premier Football League plays the most entertaining football.
Nice?
Friday, June 17, 2005
Wednesday, June 15, 2005
Totally GAY !!!
Finally i have solved the HTML code problem in my "funky blog".As i said my "funky" blog must have "funky" contents,hence,i created this "gay" picture post.
I must declare that this post is not meant to offend the homosexual beings but only just to entertain my beloved readers.If this offended you in any way,please let me know and i may consider removing it.
Thanks,
Ji Yuan
I wonder where i can get this product.It's kind of "artistic".
I really admire the creator of this image,this person really did a great job with the concept and editing.
I must declare that this post is not meant to offend the homosexual beings but only just to entertain my beloved readers.If this offended you in any way,please let me know and i may consider removing it.
Thanks,
Ji Yuan
I wonder where i can get this product.It's kind of "artistic".
I really admire the creator of this image,this person really did a great job with the concept and editing.
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Under mantainance
Sorry to say that some HTML problems occured in this blog.
It is now under mantainance.
Will get back to public as soon as it is solved.
Author,
Ji Yuan
It is now under mantainance.
Will get back to public as soon as it is solved.
Author,
Ji Yuan
Sunday, June 12, 2005
Friday, June 10, 2005
Bad feelings
I've got a bad feeling yesterday evening.I felt something bad is going to happen.I don't know what is it.Just an undescribeable but only associatable by people who posses the sixth sense.
I went to tennis training at the state's sport centre at Batu Uban as usual and mommy was asking me to make sure that I have transport home because she planned to go for a line-dancing session held by a British dancer called Chris Watson at the Corpthorne Hotel.I told her i've told daddy about it.Dad will fetch me straight after work.Before i took my huge tennis bag out of the car,the thought of asking her to be more relaxed and not to overstrain her legs in the so called jam-session came to my mind.But i ignored it,i just sayed a plain "bye".
I went on with my training,but didn't play as i thought i would.I didn't pick up composure and wasn't in my game.Just joking around with Jeremie about star wars and stuff.I went on to lose 6-3.Then, after a while of rest,the coach set me down to play doubles with a few kids.
I relaxed and just simply touch the ball just like feeding to them,because my partner was playing sh*t.He couldn't run with his heavy feet and he has no fighting spirit at that moment,i didn't want to push as its just a game for the kids.I was having a bad feeling all the time but i didn't associate it with my mom's dancing thingy.
Suddenly coach asked everyone to stop playing and asked us over to him.I had a look at his face and immediately words that came out from his mouth pulled my mentality way down to drain.He wants everyone to sprint 5 sets.........OMG,i slept at 6.xx am that day...and woke up at 10.xx am. & he wants me to sprint 5 sets 5 sets 5 sets 5 sets 5 sets of sprinting.I was so freaking tired after the movie marathon yesterday night.
Stayed overnight at Chien Yee's house along with Yin Tung and Tze Leong to watch some horror and comedy. We watched the Infection at first as we were talking about "the Ernest Disaster".
(not so convinient to describe about the tragedy here,if you are interested to know just email or message me at j_y333@hotmail.com )
Continue with the long waited moment by Desmond to watch the Thai horror movie - SHUTTER. A really creepy ghost story that really should be watched by horror movie lovers like me.....I don't want to describe about it here or it will spoil the suprise of the ending.
I was scared a few times but what made me even more afraid is my best friend-YIN TUNG. Damn it man ! He was scared to bits and he shouts whenever it frightens....his shouts scare me more than the movie as it was loud and he was sitting just beside me.Chien Yee's projection screen and surround sound system played a great role in it too as it made us feel which direction object moves.(in between some kiddy star wars light saber duel happened between chien ye and tze leong a.k.a. lawlen-lawrence.)it was funny,caught it on tape.
Ok now back to today.My brother woke me up and told me that mom is not at home.She went for a massage on her sprained leg.Ew...at that moment i thought of the bad feeling...
I've met this situations before but it is totally not under control and comes only once in a while.The hardest to forget memory was back during my primary days.I was the commander in the St.John marching squad for the sports day.At the first rehearsal,everything was alright,going smooth.In a sudden,"shoooom" a black and white image flash to my mind,i couldn't see a thing with my physical eyes.I saw a hand...a palm..going towards a face... i could just see that,there was nth else,the image emphasised on the hand and the face only.It stayed only for half a second.After that i woke up from it,knowing nothing about what had just happened and went on marching till the end.
The next day,its the final rehearsal.Things went on as usual and it ended without any special things happening around in my notice.I turned to my members and heard some gossiping.I hear them saying,one kid(forgot his name) was slapped by Puan Chia(notoriously known for her bad temper and punishing behaviour) for too much of a chit-chatting in the field.
I was like "wow"...then i recalled the images....didn't know how to handle...
Went back to my baby sitter's place and...........i forgot i told my baby sitter or not at that time and the rest is really forgotten.....i only remember i told my dad about this later.......
I had some different experiences like this but i kind of mixed them all up in my memory...
phew....
I went to tennis training at the state's sport centre at Batu Uban as usual and mommy was asking me to make sure that I have transport home because she planned to go for a line-dancing session held by a British dancer called Chris Watson at the Corpthorne Hotel.I told her i've told daddy about it.Dad will fetch me straight after work.Before i took my huge tennis bag out of the car,the thought of asking her to be more relaxed and not to overstrain her legs in the so called jam-session came to my mind.But i ignored it,i just sayed a plain "bye".
I went on with my training,but didn't play as i thought i would.I didn't pick up composure and wasn't in my game.Just joking around with Jeremie about star wars and stuff.I went on to lose 6-3.Then, after a while of rest,the coach set me down to play doubles with a few kids.
I relaxed and just simply touch the ball just like feeding to them,because my partner was playing sh*t.He couldn't run with his heavy feet and he has no fighting spirit at that moment,i didn't want to push as its just a game for the kids.I was having a bad feeling all the time but i didn't associate it with my mom's dancing thingy.
Suddenly coach asked everyone to stop playing and asked us over to him.I had a look at his face and immediately words that came out from his mouth pulled my mentality way down to drain.He wants everyone to sprint 5 sets.........OMG,i slept at 6.xx am that day...and woke up at 10.xx am. & he wants me to sprint 5 sets 5 sets 5 sets 5 sets 5 sets of sprinting.I was so freaking tired after the movie marathon yesterday night.
Stayed overnight at Chien Yee's house along with Yin Tung and Tze Leong to watch some horror and comedy. We watched the Infection at first as we were talking about "the Ernest Disaster".
(not so convinient to describe about the tragedy here,if you are interested to know just email or message me at j_y333@hotmail.com )
Continue with the long waited moment by Desmond to watch the Thai horror movie - SHUTTER. A really creepy ghost story that really should be watched by horror movie lovers like me.....I don't want to describe about it here or it will spoil the suprise of the ending.
I was scared a few times but what made me even more afraid is my best friend-YIN TUNG. Damn it man ! He was scared to bits and he shouts whenever it frightens....his shouts scare me more than the movie as it was loud and he was sitting just beside me.Chien Yee's projection screen and surround sound system played a great role in it too as it made us feel which direction object moves.(in between some kiddy star wars light saber duel happened between chien ye and tze leong a.k.a. lawlen-lawrence.)it was funny,caught it on tape.
Ok now back to today.My brother woke me up and told me that mom is not at home.She went for a massage on her sprained leg.Ew...at that moment i thought of the bad feeling...
I've met this situations before but it is totally not under control and comes only once in a while.The hardest to forget memory was back during my primary days.I was the commander in the St.John marching squad for the sports day.At the first rehearsal,everything was alright,going smooth.In a sudden,"shoooom" a black and white image flash to my mind,i couldn't see a thing with my physical eyes.I saw a hand...a palm..going towards a face... i could just see that,there was nth else,the image emphasised on the hand and the face only.It stayed only for half a second.After that i woke up from it,knowing nothing about what had just happened and went on marching till the end.
The next day,its the final rehearsal.Things went on as usual and it ended without any special things happening around in my notice.I turned to my members and heard some gossiping.I hear them saying,one kid(forgot his name) was slapped by Puan Chia(notoriously known for her bad temper and punishing behaviour) for too much of a chit-chatting in the field.
I was like "wow"...then i recalled the images....didn't know how to handle...
Went back to my baby sitter's place and...........i forgot i told my baby sitter or not at that time and the rest is really forgotten.....i only remember i told my dad about this later.......
I had some different experiences like this but i kind of mixed them all up in my memory...
phew....
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
TUFF ENOUGH AT GURNEY
Saw this at Gurney Plaza seaside entrance.According to my friend Melvin,its a competition organised by Hitz.fm about people staying in the car the longest without leaving to see who is the last one who haven't quit.The prize is the Ford Ranger itself.
See this Indian guy so tired inside...look so "cham"....
Kampate !! Good Luck !! May the better person WIN !!!
One thing...i wonder how these people handle their excrements?
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
Do you think those are true about me?leave comments...thanks
Your Dominant Thinking Style: |
| Experimenting You're all about looking at the facts, and you could always use more of them. You see life as your lab - and you're always trying out new things, people, and ideas. The master of mix and match, you're always coming up with unique combinations. You are good at getting a group to reach consensus. |
Your Secondary Thinking Style: |
| Exploring You thrive on the unknown and unpredictable. Novelty is your middle name. You are a challenger. You tend to challenge common assumptions and beliefs. An expert inventor and problem solver, you approach everything from new angles. You show people how to question their models of the world. |
Monday, June 06, 2005
SCHOOLS ORDER TEACHERS TO DRESS SEXY!
In a bold attempt to get students to pay attention during class, school boards across the country are ordering their teachers to dress sexy.
"It's a lot easier than trying to make the subjects more interesting," says Booker Werm, a top administrator on the National Teacher's Council.
Female teachers are being instructed to wear low-cut blouses, push-up bras, and short, tight skirts. Male teachers are being asked to grow their hair long, wear form-fitting shirts, and a cod-pieces.
"We're also being told to bend over as much as possible," says one female fourth-grade teacher. While some teachers resent dressing up as sex objects, many of them clearly relish the opportunity.
"It's fun to watch these young boys get all excited," says one math teacher. "And unlike teaching them algebra, I feel like I'm 'educating' them in ways that they will really use in life."
An English teacher agrees: "The kids certainly pay a lot more attention, even if they do snicker whenever I say the word 'conjugate.' " For years it was considered bad form for teachers to flaunt their sexuality.
But the case of Mary Kay Letourneau, the teacher who was arrested and imprisoned for seducing one of her 12-year-old students, changed things. "Even though Mary went overboard by having sex with the boy, we took notice that attendance in her class was outstanding, and the kids got higher grades," says Werm.
"Schools are competing with television, movies and music videos for our youths' attention," says Werm. "All of these are filled with hot looking guys and gals.
We watched our students yawning and thought 'We have to sex up our product.' "But schools have no money to pour into making curriculum changes," Werm says. "So we figured the easiest way was just to get the teachers themselves to tart themselves up." Some teachers are even using sex to teach lessons.
One math instructor teaching fractions stood in front of her class in her bra and panties and asked, "This is what percent of a complete outfit?" And a female chemistry teacher started stripping and said, "You boys notice what is happening 'down there?' That's an example of a chemical reaction."
Most students seem to be all for the change. "I still daydream in class," says Melvin Champ, a seventh-grader. "But at least now I daydream about my teacher, so that's positive." But Alicia Plum, a classmate of Champ's says, "I can barely get the boys to notice me, with Miss Nicholas wiggling around the front of the room." And some parents are incensed. Mina Jones, mother of a sixth-grader says, "When I tried to home school my son, Johnny, using some of these same methods, I got arrested."
Sunday, June 05, 2005
Sad......Sad.....Doggie
Doctors create first-ever transsexual dog
Russian vet surgeons performed a unique operation on a male dog, augmenting the animal's nipples with silicon. The operation took place in one of Moscow's vet hospitals yesterday. The animal was severely injured in a fight, when one of the infuriated dogs bit its genitals through. Doctors said that they usually put such dogs down. "We will have to castrate the dog to save it from death," a surgeon said. The surgeons decided to make the unlucky dog their first extraordinary patient: "In addition to urethrostomy, we decided to make a vagina for the dog and use a little silicon for its nipples,"the specialist added. The dog is currently resting after the operation. However, the animal will still have the behavior of a male dog afterwards. However, reduced male hormones will make the dog show a lot less interest in a female.
Russian vet surgeons performed a unique operation on a male dog, augmenting the animal's nipples with silicon. The operation took place in one of Moscow's vet hospitals yesterday. The animal was severely injured in a fight, when one of the infuriated dogs bit its genitals through. Doctors said that they usually put such dogs down. "We will have to castrate the dog to save it from death," a surgeon said. The surgeons decided to make the unlucky dog their first extraordinary patient: "In addition to urethrostomy, we decided to make a vagina for the dog and use a little silicon for its nipples,"the specialist added. The dog is currently resting after the operation. However, the animal will still have the behavior of a male dog afterwards. However, reduced male hormones will make the dog show a lot less interest in a female.
Saturday, June 04, 2005
Phew......stayed up until 3.17am
Rafael Nadal beat world no. 1 Roger Federer in four sets on his 19th birthday to reach the finals of the French Open in Roland Garros.Nadal is set to meet Puerta in the finals.
I stayed up so late to watch this stupid match.......
Friday, June 03, 2005
What On Earth Was I Eating ?
History was made in the middle line of Mc*on*lds of P*an*in Mall.....
Ji Yuan ate ****..........RM1.50 per piece
It's sh*t shaped biscuit..........
Actually i didn't eat it, it's still in my bedroom
(afterwards ants come and eat sh*t...lol),
I planned to feed it to a stray dog nearby tomorrow morning....
It's food WEI !!! You call SPCA also no use......lol.....have a nice day
See what Lindsay Lohan is going to be
Before......
She is having cocaine addiction and she is also anorexic....sad...she gotta go for re-hab soon after her latest project...........
After
I am from Venus??
You Are From Venus |
 You love all forms of beauty. You love dressing up and anything luxurious. A social butterfly, you're incredibly popular and a great host. You're known for your fairness and affection. And as a frind to all. Careful though! You're desire to please may make you too willing to conform. Be yourself. Focus on what matters to you. You'll be all the more popular for it. |
My Intelligence?
Your Dominant Intelligence is Logical-Mathematical Intelligence |
 You are great at finding patterns and relationships between things. Always curious about how things work, you love to set up experiments. You need for the world to make sense - and are good at making sense of it. You have a head for numbers and math ... and you can solve almost any logic puzzle. You would make a great scientist, engineer, computer programmer, researcher, accountant, or mathematician. |
Thursday, June 02, 2005
STARBUCKS ADDICTION BAD FOR HER KID
BRITNEY! BRITNEY! BRITNEY!
Don't drink Starbucks Coffee during pregnancy....
How many Starbucks Coffee you want to drink???
See my previous post of her drinking coffee if you've missed out last time:
http://logicyuan.blogspot.com/2005/05/if-you-think-britney-is-hotyoure-fat.html
Fame is Power
Patients make way for KylieELDERLY patients needing heart surgery at Cabrini Hospital in Melbourne were kicked out of their beds to make an entire wing available for Kylie Minogue.
The pop princess, who is being treated for breast cancer, was allocated eight of the hospital's 18 cardio rooms in a move that angered Cabrini doctors and patients.
Minogue's management yesterday said she had not asked for patients to be moved, had not dictated her treatment, and had only directly hired one guard.
Read source for more.
Source:http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15482477-30977,00.html
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