Men & Women

WOMAN

When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her.

When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her.

When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her.

When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.

MAN

At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give.

At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious.

At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy.

At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year.

At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.

AGREE??

Crazy Old Lady

Jailed Just For This?
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An 86-year-old North Carolina woman was given a jail sentence after police said she called US emergency 'dispatchers' over 20 times in a little more than a half-hour - all to complain that a pizza shop wouldn't deliver.

The lady told dispatchers on Sunday that a local pizza shop had refused to deliver to her south Charlotte apartment. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a "crazy old coot". The woman demanded that they be arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted.


It's unusual for someone to face charges for non-emergency calls - but on the day in question, the woman kept calling 911, even after she was told to stop. When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 1.5 metre-tall, 44.5 kg woman attacked him.

The woman scratched him, kicked and bit his hand. The woman is also charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the emergency telephone system.

Desperate For Pizza ?!?! Haven't die before? such size go fight with police?

Q & A about Vegetarianism in Buddhism

Vegetarianism

• Buddhists should be vegetarians, shouldn't they?

Not necassarily.The Buddha was not a vegetarian. He did not teach his disciples to be vegetarians and even today,there are many good Buddhists who are not vegetarians.

• But if you eat meat you are indirectly responsible for the death of a creature.Isn't that breaking the first precept?

It is true that when you eat meat, you are indirectly and partially responsible for killing a creature but the same is true when you can eat vegetables. The farmer has to spray his crop with insecticides and poisons so that the vegetables arrive on your dinner plate without holes in them. And once again, animals have been killed to provide the leather for your belt or handbag, oil for the soap you use and a thousand other products as well. It is impossible to live without, in some way, being indirectly responsible for the death of some other beings, and this is just another example of the First Noble Truth, ordinary existence is suffering and unsatisfactory. When you take ths First Precept, you try to avoid being directly responsible for killing beings.

• Mahayana Buddhists don't eat meat.

That is not correct. Mahayana Buddhism in China laid great stress on being vegetarian but both the monks and laymen/laywomen of the Mahayana tradition in Japan and Tibet usually eat meat.

• Bui i think Buddhists should be vegetarian.

If there was a man who was a very strict vegetarian but who was selfish, dishonest and mean, and another man who was not a vegetarian but who was thoughtful to others, honest, generous and kind, which of these two people would be the Buddhist?

• The person who was honest and kind.

Why?

• Because the person obviously has a good heart.

Exactly.One who eats meat can have a pure heart just as one who does not eat meat can have an impure heart. In the Buddha's teachings, the important thing is the quality of your heart, not the contents of your diet. Many Buddhists take great care never to eat meat but they are not concerned about being selfish, dishonest, cruel or jealous. They change their diet which is easy to do, while neglecting to change their hearts which is a difficult thing to do. So do whether you are a vegetarian or not, remember that the purification of the mind is the most important thing in Buddhism.

picked from "Good Question Good Answer" by S.Dhammika