Sunday, May 15, 2005

Killer Tits

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A bachelor party at a strip club turned deadly when the 32-year-old groom-to-be - who was enjoying the attentions of a well-endowed stripper - suffocated while his face was buried in her breasts.

The club had been rented out for the private party.

According to investigators, the man was enjoying a lap dance when the fatality occured: One of the strippers - Kandy Kane - got into her performance and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts.

"We all thought he loved being in that gal's chest", one guest at the party explained later.

"Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?"

Once cheering friends eventually realized that the man was no longer moving, and pulled him from between Miss Kane's breasts.

Now the man's family is suing Miss Kane and the Pretty Kitty for wrongful death.

The man's father, won't specify the amount they are suing for, but claims that it isn't about the money.


"Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told reporters.

"The Pretty Kitty should not have allowed Miss Kane to have her bust enhanced to the size that she did."

"We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a message to other strippers: keep your bra size within a reasonable range."

Kandy Kane made a statement through her attorneys: "I thought he liked it in there. "

The Pretty Kitty owner and management declined to comment.

Moral of the story?

Don't blame your partners for their small breast.

1 comment:

Melvin said...

LOL. that's so huge. OMG. too big liao la...... haihz