Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Just In Case You Guys Don't Get It !

Here are 25 signs a woman likes you...

1) She asks people lots of questions about you.

2) She flirts with you, and you only.

3) She talks about you a lot in front of other people.

4) She talks to you about things she has heard from friends.

5) She keeps asking about your love life.

6) She teases you a lot.

7) She blushes in red when she sees you.

8) She tenses up when you touch her but does not attempt to move away at all.

9) She doesn't look away when you check her out.

10) She constantly adjusts or smoothes your clothing's.

11) She starts a conversation with you, when you don't know her.

12) She gives you all her contact information when you just ask for her numberor email.

13) She gets jealous when you flirt with other women.

14) She dresses up when sees you.

15) She laughs at all your jokes.

16) She thrusts her breasts out while talking to you.

17) She wants to spend time with you.

18) She's very "obedient".

19) She acts excessively offended when you tease her and tries to get you to"make it up".

20) She TALKS about getting angry at you, but never does.

21) She invites you over at night.

22) She calls you or talks to you for no reason.

23) She asks you out to an event with her.

24) She comments how great you smell.

25) She plays with your hair.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Tongue Twisters

I'm just the kind of guy that loves tongue twisters,its kind of challenging,some of these are kind of easy but the last one is a good one. Good Luck trying !!!

1. If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

3. Sounding by sound is a sound method of sounding sounds.

4. A sailor went to sea to see, what he could see. And all he could see was sea, sea, sea.

5. Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People

6. If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

7. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

8. Once a fellow met a fellow in a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow what a fellow means?"

9. Mr. Inside went over to see Mr. Outside. Mr. Inside stood outside and called to Mr. Outside inside. Mr. Outside answered Mr. Inside from inside and Told Mr. Inside to come inside. Mr. Inside said "NO", and told Mr. Outside to come outside. Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside argued from inside and outside about going outside or coming inside. Finally, Mr. Outside coaxed Mr. Inside to come inside, then both Mr. Outside and Mr. Inside went outside to the riverside.

10. SHE SELLS SEA SHELLS ON THE SEA SHORE, BUT THE SEA SHELLS THAT SHE SELLS, ON THE SEA SHORE ARE NOT THE REAL ONES

11. The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with his inside outside his inside inn.

12. If one doctor doctors another doctor does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does the doctor doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors? "When a doctor falls ill another doctor doctor's the doctor. Does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctor the doctor in his own way or does the doctor doctoring the doctor doctors the doctor in the doctor's way"

13. We surely shall see the sun shine shortly. Whether the weather be fine,Or whether the weather be not, Whether the weather be cold Or whether the weather be hot, We'll weather the weather Whatever the weather, Whether we like it or not. watch? Whether the weather is hot. Whether the weather is cold. Whether the weather is either or not. It is whether we like it or not.

14. Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

15. A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said The flea" Let us fly Said the fly "Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw In the flue

16. If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

17. Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore Just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw