Friday, September 23, 2005

REVEALED AT LAST... THE THINGS WOMEN REALLY THINK ABOUT WHILE HAVING SEX!

Image hosted by Photobucket.comTOP HUMAN sexuality research team has just revealed the answer to one of man's greatest, age-old quandaries about women -- namely, what women think about while having sex!

The results of the five-year research study, published in the current Journal of Psychological Sexuality, make it clear that while in the midst of the typical act of intercourse, women have quite a lot on their minds.

"This contradicts the popular theory that during sex, women's minds go blank so they can focus totally on giving and receiving pleasure," reveals research study leader Rana Thomas, of the Spaulding Institute. "According to our research, the only time women's minds actually go blank is when they're attempting to watch and understand a sports game."

For the study, women were asked to fill out detailed questionnaires of their thoughts during each sex act. Some enthusiastic participants even filled out the questionnaires during their sex acts. The results -- 97 percent of women think about some or all of the following while making love:

•Whether or not she loves her partner and he loves her.
•If his sexual technique is "pleasing her."
•Her next shopping excursion.
•Brad Pitt.
•"While I appreciate the energy he's expending to find my G-Spot, he's no Christopher Columbus."
•Haagen-Dazs Chocolate Chocolate-Chip ice cream.
•"That ceiling could sure use another coating of paint."
•Shoes.
•Whether her partner might think her rear end is too fat.
•Jackhammers. The remaining 3 percent of the women surveyed, who are primarily members of the Religious Right, were preoccupied during sex with the following thoughts:
•Hoping it ends soon.
•Jesus.
•"Things would be so much less icky if people didn't have genitals."
•President Bush.
•Mel Gibson.
•Her husband in a nice suit.
•Shoes. In comparison, a similar research study directed toward men, revealed that 100 percent of all men, during sex, are thinking about:
•Pamela Anderson.
•Angelina Jolie.
•Halle Berry.
•Salma Hayek.
•"Oh, yeah, baby, I bet you never had it this good!"
•Friends, neighbors, and relatives they'd like to "bang."
•Beer.
•Favorite sports teams.
•Their dream job -- being a photographer for Playboy magazine.
•Acquiring the superpower of X-ray vision to see through women's clothing.
•Winning the state lottery.
•Jackhammers. Thomas is already at work on related studies, including what gays and lesbians think about during sex, what animals think about during sex, and what space aliens think about during sex.

Monday, September 12, 2005

War of the Shorts/Pants

I still remember back then when I was standard 6 and my god bro(not chung ling student) told me that Chung Ling student's shorts get pulled down on their birthday and I was a bit curious about that.

After I went into Chung Ling, nothing like this really happened in my surroundings. Things went smooth until this year where I turn form 4. Form 4 is a year that changes most people a lot. Somebody call it the "honey moon" year as everyone has just passed PMR and SPM is still far which is not very far if you think carefully. It's quite normal to fail some new subjects as everyone haven't get used to the format and stuff, the pressure is mounting. The higher the pressure, the greater the desire to release it. As we go into form 4, our discipline starts to deteriorate as we are stronger beings and our hormones are raging.

Pulling down people's shorts became a trend after some classes started it. After pulling down shorts on their friend's birthday has not been serious because we don't get birthdays everyday and we do not know everyone's birthday. We won't wait for that, we'll just pull down anyone's shorts if they act cocky or say something that offends us. But one class,ONE class has gone crazy. They have scouts outside their class to escort other people into their classes like predators. They will tell you that they have food inside and pull you in and I shall let you imagine the sequel. Even class monitors that went to borrow a broom also got caught.

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This is a victim who walked passed and pulled in by his friends. They even pour water onto the victim's underwear after pulling down their shorts.

Finally the story begins ....
On Thursday, during my EST period, the class beside mine was very noisy and our teacher Mdm.P asked one student D to check whether there is a teacher in their class. D went over and checked and there no teacher in class but he reported something extra to our teacher saying that one student told him "mang cho siao" meaning don't joke or don't play the fool. Mdm.P asked what does it mean and I told my interpretation to her but student X shouted and the word "insult" was so clear and she went on to write it on their "buku pemantauan"(a record book for classes used in malaysia).

D is dead,dead in terms of relationship with his friends from that class.Things got quieter until the next day.
On Friday, we planned to pull down D's shorts as he had done some "damage" to student M two days earlier if I have not mistaken.After walking back from the lab before recess,we went to him and caught him, it wasn't easy to take his shorts off because he was struggling hard and we weren't serious about it as we were just trying to make fun. Suddenly, student H from the class beside helped us pull down D's shorts but D shouted that he wants to do it on his own so everyone stopped.

10 seconds later, before seeing D pulling his own shorts we decided to pull H's pants.Wow...I still remember the thrilling moment....We poured water onto his underwear...LOL

The class beside wasn't happy about this, they seek revenge. Around 6 of them came over and caught student S. We weren't too happy about this and some suggested to stop them but instead of stopping the madness, I suggested that we should pull down another one's shorts from them. I caught student G and he didn't want to struggle as there were too many people. After pulling down his, one of us poured water onto his underwear. We all laugh in joy but he got pissed off and took the bottle and poured water to the whole class and made our tables wet...

The war hasn't end.....

Watched the third set of the US Open 2005 Men's singles final

I woke up this morning and switched on the tv seeing Federer and Agassi playing in the third set. Agassi seem to play great and I enjoyed watching him give trouble to Federer but in the second half of the third set, Federer stood and and went on fire. He bump crazy winners and served tremendously with a high percentage of first serves in. They played into a tie break and I must go to the toilet before going to school or else I will be late. And when I came out, Federe was leading the third set 2-0 and I can see that Agassi will be on the losing side and I went off for school. I couldn't watch the whole match and here's a detailed report for you guys.