Monday, September 05, 2005
Men and Women are so Different
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants; a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband; a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend; a successful woman is one who can find such a man.
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little; to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
Any married man should forget his mistakes—there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t; a man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument; anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: before marriage and after.
Once again, this post is not mend to discriminate, it is just for the pleasure of reading.
This is pretty TRUE !
Sorry if this offend any of my readers.This is not meant to discriminate but only to provide entertainment.
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