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Mothers-in-law make men sexually useless

Its seems that popular jokes about the abyss of misunderstanding between a mother-in-law and a son-in-law has been scientifically proved. Romanian scientists found out that sharing a house with his wife's mother harms man's health in the most delicate aspect of it.

Romanian medics designated the new mental disorder as “mother-in-law's syndrome.” It was revealed as a result of the research that men over 35, who do not have the luxury of living in their own homes, suffer from groundless anxiety and nervousness when they have to share a house or an apartment with their wives' mothers.

Such unhappy husbands view themselves as heads of their families, although in fact they do the things that their mothers-in-law let them do. As a result, men develop inferiority complex, which eventually ends with a very unpleasant syndrome. It is possible to get rid of the syndrome during the sessions of group therapy only, which women are not allowed to attend. If a depressed and suppressed husband does not make an attempt to relieve himself of his mother-in-law's enslavement, the severe syndrome may lead to lamentable consequences in the sex life of a man. A man may become an impotent human being.

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