Songs During Exams???

My Oh My, You actually listen to songs during exams in CLHS?!?!?!

During our BM paper 1 today, when everybody is busy writting their malay essays(at least 350 MALAY words),suddenly!!!!!!!!! The Public Announcement System is repaired...they were testing it and guess what??? they release music from SINARAN radio station....for god sake... this is a chinese school and they played a P.RAMLEE AGE MALAY KAMPUNG SONG.....
my classmates giggled and by the time we stopped we heard laughing sounds from other classes.....we were amused.......lol

Declaration of War !!!

Come On, Prefects..!!!

Declaration of War is here in 4SA5...!!!
I as the ambassador of the war against a non-liquid paper school officially announce the starting date of this war on 9th May 2005.

Come and get the liquid papers !!! We challenge you !!!

We have increased the liquid paper correction pen on the notice board to 3.

Let me tell you, I started this idea a few weeks ago. My correction pen ran out of ink and i cut it into half just to have fun and suddenly this idea flashed through my mind.
I put it on the same spot where the present one is but it was without the chalk markings on top and the next day the prefectorial board held a spot check on all classes and guess what??
They didn't even see it !!! LOL !!! The whole class was laughing about it during the spot check...
After that the teacher in class asked us why would we laugh like that during a spot check?
We all didn't make a sound but just lifting our fingers towards the class notice board and giggled as if we were tickled by a feather.
However our *wrapped up*(malay) teacher ran out of the class and called the prefects back and this time we laughed even louder...........you know why??? please refer to the bold section above...lol

Just another 4SA5 factfile by Ji Yuan.

Hey Guys! Red Alert!

HOW YOUR DATE EATS A HOT DOG REVEALS HOW GOOD SHE IS IN BED!

HEY, GUYS! You can find out how good your date is in bed if you buy her a hot dog and watch how she eats it, say an expert. "A frankfurter obviously resembles the male sex organ -- and whether they're conscious of it or not, women respond to that in a number of ways," says famed sexologist Dr. Marcia Kenwood, of Boston, Mass. Here, from Dr. Kenwood, are three common "hot dog eating behaviors" followed by comments.

1. Your date picks at and nibbles her dog. "Not a good sign if you're looking forward to a lusty round of adventurous sex," says Kenwood. "Women who pick and nibble are afraid to take chances or try anything new."

2. Your date snatches the dog off its bun, wags it in the air and then swallows it whole. "This isn't a woman for older gentlemen or guys with weak hearts," says Kenwood.

3. Your date puzzles over her hot dog, and then puts it back down on her plate. "Sounds like you're out with a lesbian," says Kenwood. "Better luck next time."

This may not be real.Parental guidance is advised.