Sunday, April 20, 2008

A bastard without an Ass

Sorry to Nigel for not going to the blogger movie outing with him. I had commitments for the Student Council in my college. I went to survey the site of the sports carnival that is going to happen next month.After that we went to Mid Valley to check out the stuffs that we need to buy for the non-sports events.

Note: Foreigners in APIIT tend to recognise Mid Valley as Megamall and they're not wrong. It's suppose to be Mid Valley Megamall but then there are so many megamalls over here, so try to say Mid Valley and the taxi driver will understand it.

Spent 40 minutes just to find a parking lot in Keat Hoe's car. There were these barbaric beings that snatches our spots. I seriously advise people out there not to drive a car to Mid Valley on wekeends around lunch time. Being stressed out in the car for 40 minutes isn't healthy!

a bastard without an ass

I bought this bread in the supermarket there and it's name is the best term to describe those beings.

BATARD - A bastard without an 's'.WITHOUT AN ASS!

"Batard" is the French word for the English "bastard".1 In both languages, these words refer to illegitimacy, or what Dictionary.com states as "something of irregular, inferior, or dubious origin."

Batard (emphasis on the -tard) in bread circles refers to an inferior baguette, typically half the length and many times the width of a classic baguette. (Traditional baguettes are about 2 inches in diameter and anywhere from 15 to 40 inches in length.) The long slender shape of a baguette maximizes the crust to bread ratio, but requires more time and labor to achieve than its squat batard cousin
Source:Fanatic Cook

It has been a long time since I did not make any updates in the weekends and nobody actually screamed at me for not doing that. *It has happened before*

Thanks for understanding!

There's this pile of tags I haven't reply:

Nigel: Lama tak pigi Penang..
-Jom pigi! Penang = syokness!

Ruby: cats mating... -.-"
-Part of nature?

azhan: yooohhh so hiao lah you take meow meow hiao wan
-I'm just capturing it for people that hasn't seen it before.

imin: haha that sexy bunny is so attrative :DD
-Btw, that's a dude..not a chick! Haha

Kenny: my EYE burnt! 18Rated cat Scene LOL
-Haha, in cat years, they're older than 18

smashpOp: i see derek! whos da tall gu
-He's my housemate Steven!

kenneth: walau... did tis kind of thg in front of the god. geng'
-Well, ask the cats? I have no idea

Chee Wei: ahh i miss kek lok si temple...been there long long time ago..
-Go again!It's really nice!

Joshua: Holy Cat! :P
-Haha... HooOOOOoly Cat!

fattien: Y didn't scencors that part...miao miao having sex...lolz
-I didn't capture the part where the sexual organs are attached, so the censorship is still fine right?

jordan: yatta!!
-Yatta~!

Eric: Dropping to pay u a visit ...!
-Thank you very much! Arigato Gosaimasu

Justin: Wahh... Cats mating you also capture....
-Yeah lo..if not how you guys see?

LoOnG Er: i like ur photos...
-Thanks for the compliments...

Rames: OMG CATS doing ERM ERM oso wanna take pics LOLOLOL
-Haha! LOLOLOL

minny: ei. omg ure in penang now meh?
-NoNO! The pics were taken back before CNY

naomi: i just really really love the way you take the pics. -u get this a lot loll..but seriously!woww....
-I appreciate your compliments! Thanks!

erisha: ewww lizards!!!! dislike em dislike em!
erisha: lol sorry jz cant stand lizards or anything lizard-like. =)
-Haha I'm sorry if it offends you, scaaaary isn't it? LOL

LoOnG Er: ahhhh you suuuuck larrr..go and suuuck some ballllss...
- Thanks IMPOSTER from Singapore for SPAMMING...

2 comments:

Dr. Carolyn said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!! BATARDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!
What kind of bread is that?
Batard Batard Batard... oh... BATARD!!

Akira 思胜 said...

Batard is the word that Bastard don hv ass... hahaha... good explanation.......