A man is lying on an empty beach, sunbathing in the nude. Helooks up to see a little girl approaching him. He looksfrantically for something to cover himself with. He quicklygrabs a magazine he was reading and puts it over himself.
The little girl comes up and asks what is under themagazine.
"A sleeping bird" the man says. "Don't disturb it".
The girl leaves, and the man falls asleep shortly after.
When he wakes up he is in a hospital with his crotch inextreme pain. The doctors ask him what happened to him. Hetells them that he told a little girl it was a bird, and thenwent to sleep.
The doctors sent police to the beach to find the girl. Whenthey find her, they ask her what happened.
She told them, "I got curious about the bird that the manhid. When I woke it up and began to play with it, it spit onme. So i broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and lit its neston fire."