Thursday, April 27, 2006

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting 'She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires'

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted.

"And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say.

All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' " But the worst was yet to come.

Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark. "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52.

"The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news.

"People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that." When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled.

"Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.
"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light.

And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes. "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

Monday, April 24, 2006

Joke of the day - Sunbathing with a Bird

A man is lying on an empty beach, sunbathing in the nude. Helooks up to see a little girl approaching him. He looksfrantically for something to cover himself with. He quicklygrabs a magazine he was reading and puts it over himself.

The little girl comes up and asks what is under themagazine.

"A sleeping bird" the man says. "Don't disturb it".
The girl leaves, and the man falls asleep shortly after.

When he wakes up he is in a hospital with his crotch inextreme pain. The doctors ask him what happened to him. Hetells them that he told a little girl it was a bird, and thenwent to sleep.

The doctors sent police to the beach to find the girl. Whenthey find her, they ask her what happened.

She told them, "I got curious about the bird that the manhid. When I woke it up and began to play with it, it spit onme. So i broke its neck, cracked its eggs, and lit its neston fire."

Saturday, April 22, 2006

LIFE can be pretty good...



Seen this kind of encouraging posters in book stores? But never this particular piece...

Thursday, April 20, 2006

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Inside Man ( 2006 )

Unlike most movies I have seen in the bank robbery genre, this one stands out as a bit more creative and unpredictable. While you may think you know exactly what's going on, don't be fooled--you don't. It keeps you interested with unique twists and interesting character development.
MUST WATCH ! ! !
Other than the storyline, another thing that suprised me is the choice of opening song.
Although suprised but still thrilled.
They chose a bollywood song which was released in the year 1998.The name is Chaiyya Chaiyya.
Its a nice song to listen although I couldn't understand a single word from the lyrics.

Click here to download the song.

Monday, April 17, 2006

Karima Adebibe - New Tomb Raider

I guess the game can't afford Angelina Jolie ( still the best candidate )

Karima Adebibe presenting the new TombRaider game:

Sunday, April 16, 2006

Beautiful View from Balcony



Look at the beautiful scenery of Kuala Lumpur.

Picture taken 7:09 am.

The moon was still visible.

Photo with Malaysian Idol, Daniel Lee at LCCT



My best reward to this KL is getting to take this photo with Daniel Lee - Malaysian Idol 2.

I personally went over and asked if he was Daniel.

The convo went like that :

Ji Yuan : Are you Daniel ?
Daniel : Yes (his voice was high pitched as usual)
Ji Yuan : Can I take a photo with you?
Daniel : Uhh.... OK.
Girl X : Only ONE, I take for you all!
Ji Yuan and Friends : Thank you.

(Girl X is a female human going with them, I don't who she is, but whether she is his sister,manager or colleague, her attitude wasn't too pleasant.)

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

PC Fair Penang April 2006




Hello my friends and fans, open your eyes and look at the spectacular view in Penang International Sports Arena ( PISA).


Here's a few more shots in different angles.
Well, the main purpose I went there was to purchase a quiet heat sink foy my processor. The one I was using earlier is really NOISY !!! It produces 38 decibels I think if i've not mistaken. Imagine listening to the "woo...woo...woo..." sound when you leave your pc on to torrent some stuff whole night long? Got there with Melvin Goh as he was going for some CD-Rs and a DVD writer.
The one thing attracted the most attention from computer hardware enthusiasts is this so called "MOST WANTED PC" that has a pocket drilling price tag of RM 16500 ! ! ! Have a look at the specifications :
Doesn't it look just COOL !!! It looks cool , it feels cool ( water cooling-see the greeny thing ) and the casing itself has fins to release heat.
After meeting up with Derek and bought what we wanted, we went up to the stands to have seat since we walked around there for mroe than 2 hours without noticing time...
To be continued ...


Monday, April 10, 2006

Those Things Turn Out To Be What I's Interested...




Your Scholastic Strength Is Innovating



You are the master of new ideas, techniques, and ways of looking at things.

You are talented at structuring thoughts, decision making, clarifying, and making deadlines.



You should major in:



Marketing

Psychology

Desgin

Cognitive Science

Economics

Photography

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Flirt up your Life !!!

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For my SINGLE friends(male) out there,

Spice Up Your Life !
I'm not sure whether all of them works but there are some that I quite agree with, hope some guys can benefit from it. ( desperate guys - know who I mean ? lol )

Here's some tips I would share with you guys :

Flirting Technique: Eye-Contact
Most of flirting is done with your eyes. Keep good eye-contact on a woman when you talk to her. Just keep your eyes focused on her bit "too long."

Flirting Technique: Say "Hello" With Energy
When you approach a woman, say "Hello" in a flirty way. It will make her think you e sexier than the average geek who walks up to her and gives her a shy "Hi".

Flirting Technique: Shake Her Hand A Bit Too Long
When you shake her hand, let your hand stay on hers for a bit too long and then brush against her hand as you pull back. Do this while smiling and looking into her eyes sincerely. You don want to come off as a pervert.

Flirting Technique: Repeat The Woman Name
As you talk to her, repeat her name as much as you can. Say her name slow, softly and sensually each time you say it. Example: "Hello, De-bbie, I am very glad you came here..."

Flirting Technique: Stir Your Drink
Stir your drink with a rhythm as you talk to her. The effect can be "hypnotizing" under the right atmosphere.

Flirting Technique: Lower Your Volume
Lower and lower your volume so she has to lean towards you to listen.

Flirting Technique: Whisper
When she gets close enough, whisper to her. This works well in a bar, when the music is so loud you have to talk in each other ears.

Flirting Technique: Be Playful
Ask yourself the following questions:
1) How much fun can I have tonight?
2) What sorts of interesting things can I find out about this girl?

Flirting Technique: Use Nicknames
When you get closer to a woman, make up a cute nickname for her.

Flirting Technique: Touch Her Back
If she starts touching you, then touch her on the shoulder or arm when you laugh. Increase the frequency of touching as the night goes on.

Flirting Technique: Leave Her Wanting More
Do what strippers do the guys. Get a girl all hot and then leave her wanting more!

Flirting Technique: Laugh At Her Jokes
Laugh at her jokes whenever she makes one. Touch her on the arm lightly when you laugh if she already touching you.

Flirting Technique: Listen To Her Stories
Pay attention to what she says. Be focused on her, not on the hot waitress.

Flirting Technique: Drop A Compliment
Drop her a compliment every once in awhile. Not too often though!

Flirting Technique: Tease Her
Incorporate teasing into your flirting. Tease her till she's wet!

Flirting Technique: Get More Personal
Ask her more and more personal questions as the evening progresses. Things about her childhood, etc!


Note: I will not be responsible if anything occur to your life because of this. Thanks.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Can You Believe This ?




You Are a Fun Flirt



You just can't help yourself... you flirt with everyone you know.

Guys, girls, crushes, and friends. They're all victims to your charm.

You're into silly innuendos, sexy jokes, and playful touches.

You are a huge flirt, yet you never make anyone (too) uncomfortable!

Here's My Hidden Talent ?

Your Hidden Talent
You have the power to persuade and influence others.
You're the type of person who can turn a whole room around.
The potential for great leadership is there, as long as you don't abuse it.
Always remember, you have a lot more power over people than you might think!