Monday, September 05, 2005

Men and Women are so Different

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants; a woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband; a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend; a successful woman is one who can find such a man.

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little; to be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

Any married man should forget his mistakes—there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t; a man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does.

A woman has the last word in any argument; anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman: before marriage and after.

Once again, this post is not mend to discriminate, it is just for the pleasure of reading.


Anonymous said...

Didn't you got all these from here? (

Loser. This is plagarism.

Ji Yuan said...

Sorry if you've already seen this elsewhere. I did not copy it from the site you'd mentioned. I got it from a chain email and i decided to share it with everyone without having to jam up my friend's mailbox.

If you think I am a loser for putting up something that someone else had posted,then people won't get to search for information that easily in the internet.