Saturday, August 27, 2005

HOT MEALS!

3 Foods That Make Gals Horny

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HEY, GUYS! You can bed more babes than you can shake a stick at by feeding them a medley of three "sex foods" that drive women wild with desire: Raw oysters, foot-long weenies, and the Old World favorite, "Bavarian dingle loaf!"

The "love grub" is inexpensive and a cinch to make. Once you've dished it up, you basically just have to sit tight and wait for the object of your affection to start ripping her clothes off while shrieking at the top of her lungs, "Take me before I explode!"

"Savvy bachelors from all over the world have used these wonder foods throughout history to ply women who might otherwise be unapproachable," says Dr. Lawrence Fallon, a psychologist and food historian expert in Boston, Mass.

"Nothing is 100 percent, of course. But in nine cases out of 10, women who eat these foods are going to come on strong. And they aren't going to care what you look like or how much money you have.

"All they're going to care about is one thing -- getting you in the sack." The foods work "fairly well" alone, but for best results, "you should serve them all at one sitting," says Fallon.

"Needless to say, each of these items is suggestive of sex in its own right," he continues. "Oysters have long been associated with steamy love sessions and are considered a first-rate aphrodisiac.

"The slurping noises a person makes when eating them work subliminally to prepare everyone within earshot for a bawdy round of love play. The wiener adds weight to this unspoken but powerful sexual message.

"This is especially true if you choose franks that are unusually large. Instead of a puny 6- incher, buy extra-thick 'jumbos' or foot-long hot dogs that are going to make a real impression on your lady.

"Bavarian dingle loaf is the icing on your cake. You can buy all the ingredients to make it from scratch. Or you can just do what I do: Buy a can of biscuit dough and knead it all together into a big ball.

"Then roll it out by hand into the shape of manly privates. You can even throw in family jewels on one end if you like."

Bill K., of Franklin, Tenn., says he tried the wonder foods on his female supervisor at work, "a real witch who hated my guts."

"I took oysters and the dingle bread to work, and gave them to her for lunch," he recalls. "The next thing you know we're in the stockroom doing it like Chihuahuas in heat.

"I even got a raise out of it!"

Fallon says the Tennessee man's results "are typical and you can expect similar results no matter how ugly, unpopular or uncool you are."

"Just don't slip up and take the foods to your family reunion," he adds.

"Sex meals can be wonderful to play with, but you've got to use common sense."

Friday, August 26, 2005

Sorry for my absence!

To my dear readers,

First and for most, I would like to make an apology to everyone for not updating my blog for such a long week. I am facing an internet connection problem. I think my modem broke down. I am using my friend's computer to update this post. I will be back to entertain everyone as soon as my connection get back to it's usual self.

Answering some questions in the SHOUTBOX here :

Melvin 11:16 PM Aug 19, 2005 i noe but y the boss cal him jump down from a tree? Logic's Answer: That means the boss asked him to "go to hell" in another way.


josephine 11:44 PM Aug 19, 2005 ahhh.. since u graduated.. time to get married Logic's Answer: You want to marry me?


kelvin 12:05 AM Aug 20, 2005 can i join kelvin 12:05 AM Aug 20, 2005 hi Logic's Answer: Sure you can join my blog community. But kindly please tell me which Kelvin you are? Sorry for asking but i have many friend's named Kelvin.


ray 10:48 AM Aug 21, 2005 how come u got in2 dat suit??so cool... Logic's Answer:Erm...from a friend of mine.I went to help her take some photos and i borrowed her robe. Thanks for the compliments.


Zhi Zhi 6:11 PM Aug 24, 2005 what a cute photo...graduatedf yet in a football jersey. Go Man Utd! Logic's Answer: Thanks for the compliments once again. Man Utd till I Die !! I think ManU will clinch the title this season.


L4wr3nZxPROz 11:50 AM Aug 26, 2005 dud, what u did for the whole week? long time din c u online liao...Logic's Answer:I am facing some internet connection problem.Sorry.


Wednesday, August 17, 2005

Numeric sentences

You might like this. This is hilarious... even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only toMalaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10.Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1.

This iswhat he came up with...1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple sawme, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. Irun until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 tothrow at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, Icall my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand,I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

This was taken from a chain mail to entertain my blog viewers.

Friday, August 12, 2005

High-Com Members Got Detention For Eating "NASI LEMAK" in School

Ladies and Gentlemen, no matter you believe it or not, this is true.

This happened in the school I study in.

Eating Nasi Lemak
(pix) is an offence in Chung Ling High School.

Image hosted by Photobucket.comThe story begins like this. Me and my classmates were talking about food and suddenly the idea of buying Nasi Lemak to school to eat since all of us are tired and bored of the food in our school canteen although they are considered quite good but we just felt that having to eat the same thing over and over again for the past 3 years and 8 months, it's reasonable for us to have the urge to savour the taste of some other food.

Hence, I asked classmates whether they see any Nasi Lemak stalls on the way coming to school. The Nasi Lemak vendors near my house is still in their dreams when I go to school so are those around my friends' houses. But my friend, Mic told me that there are a few stalls near his home that sells early in the morning and there's even one Nasi Lemak supplier nearby. Normally, Nasi Lemak are homemade by the Malays. However, due to the market requirement there are a few large suppliers in Penang.

I asked Mic to buy me two packets of a Nasi Lemak and bring it the next day. After hearing there will be Nasi Lemak delivered by our friend Mic, my classmates started to order from him. Guys were shouting around : "two packets for me!", " I want one packet " ( in local dialect).
I wasn't suprised at all about the great response by my classmates as I said people are tired of canteen food and Nasi Lemak is a wonderful malaysian delicacy.

Mic got so confused and he decided to get the class name list to write down the amount of packets ordered. After all the hassle writing them down, and the final count was 36 packets in total discluding the one packet that our Biology teacher ordered when he overheard us talking about the food.(this proves how tempting a packet of Nasi Lemak is to Malaysian food lovers)

I knew that it is a offence bringing outside food to the school but I wasn't afraid as I don't think it should be an offence. It doesn't harm anybody and myself, so why not ???
I am not those guys who are such a coward that obeys every small detail of the school rules.

The night that day, my mom told me something.....................

She said : " THE MAID IS GOING TO PREPARE NASI LEMAK FOR BREAKFAST."

Hahaha...I told my mom that i just asked my friend to buy Nasi Lemak for breakfast tomorrow but i can still keep it for recess.

The next morning, I went to school looking forward to eat two different Nasi Lemak in school. My friend Mic stays very near to our school that allows him to come to school 5 minutes before time, as I was in school early, I ate the Nasi Lemak my maid prepared for me. The aroma of fragant rice floated around the class. It was an authentic Nasi Lemak. But my classmate Cheah said: " Don't try to affect us, Mic will bring our portion later."

Image hosted by Photobucket.comMic arrived 2 minutes before school starts with two big plastic bags in both of his hands filled with 40 packets of Nasi Lemak as he bought extra just incase someone else wanted. People quickly approached him,in 2 minutes time, his seat was crowded.

Many of us kept it for recess because it is too rush to enjoy the rice as there isn't much time left.

During recess, approximately 15 of us ate in class. (Eating in class is another offence)
We stayed in class to fulfil the desire of our tastebuds. ( Staying in class during recess is another offence)

After 5 minutes, patrolling prefects arrive at our class- 4SA5. A prefect called HW walked into our class and shouted : " Who bought the Nasi Lemak ? " Some of us ignored him and some said that they brought them from home. He got furious and kept barking like a dog around future food connoisseiurs tasting the local delight. I actually finished when he came and i could get out of trouble but I took out the second packet because I personally do not respect arrogant prefects like HW.

He written down some of our school number and left. After that, I asked Cheah to throw all the packets in the large rubbish dump in our school. Soon "the dogs" came to our class to "sniff" around searching for evidence.

We discussed about this with our English teacher and she also thinks that it is alright for students to have different food sometimes. Not long after that, dogs barked at our door asking us to go to the discipline room. The discipline master Mr. N was going to give us detention for the act and the HW dog braked once again saying that we should get a small demerit(a serious discipline record for chinese schools.3 small demerits = one big demerit. Three big demerit=Sacked from school) for this. That created hatred in our hearts having ot understand that such a dog wants us to suffer. As a discipline master, Mr. N won't listen to a little dog in his department.

Today, we went for the detention. It was suppose to be 2.30 p.m. till 3.30 p.m. but me and my friend Dragon-fly wanted to have some fast food from McDonalds so I went around to borrow a helmet as Dragon-fly rode motor to school today. It took quite a while for me to get one because of some selfish buggers.

We took off quickly but Dragon-fly wasn't too familiar with the shortcuts I brought him to. He overshot a couple of junctions that consumed a bit of time. The thing that made us late was the snail service of the fast food joint McDonalds Sunshine Farlim. The double-cheese burger my friend order took ages.

Finally when we arrive back in school, we were late. We ate in front of them and let the dogs wait. Until we are satisfied, we wrote our names in the paper provided. We were sent to clean dirty classes that weren't managed well. The school authority do nothing about pupils not following their duty roster, instead they sent us to use up out precious time to help the lazy buggers.

We were chatting and lingering around the classes, sweeping with slow motion and on ething came to my classmate-Chong's mind is that most of us are High-Coms.

We had :
1. Photography Club President
2. Science Club President
3. School Beautification Group President
4. Tennis Club Vice President
5. St.John Hon. Secretary
6. Harmonica Band Director ( not conductor )

Cleaning dirty classes !!

phew...after cleaning...the dogs barked in joy but complained that human communication irritates their sensitive ears.

After that, I called my mom on my cell when the prefects left...
I had my cell in my pocket all the time...




Saturday, August 06, 2005

Try this colour test !

Phew......I tried this and i got 100%

Check it out !!! test the struggle between your left and right brain

http://www.njagyouth.org/colortest.swf

Jessica Alba at the beach


People who are famous because they are good at something, often get paid a lot of money just because they're famous. And when you have a lot of money and lots of spare time, you have the time to visit tropical islands and bounty beaches. But even there they will find some photographers hiding in the palm trees trying to take pictures of them. This time the paparazzi have caught Jessica Alba in a yellow bikini on some beach.

Friday, August 05, 2005

Mike Tyson Set For Porn Debut?

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Mike Tyson is reportedly set to star in a porn film - with Jenna Jameson.

The former boxing World Heavyweight Champion claims he is desperate for cash, after being hit with a tax bill for several million dollars, and a porn career is a tempting offer.

The disgraced pugilist, who retired from boxing last month, was approached by Jenna's representatives to star as her partner in the X-rated movie.

He is quoted by Britain's Zoo magazine as saying: "I just talked to a gentleman called Jimmy who's involved with Jenna Jameson. They said they were interested in getting me involved in the adult film industry.

"I need the money up front."

Meanwhile, American boxing journalist Pedro Fernandez believes Tyson, who was jailed for six years in 1992 on rape charges, would triumph in the sex industry - with his alleged 14inch manhood.

He explained: "According to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14in long.

"If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."

Thursday, August 04, 2005

TORTURE ANYONE YOU WANT

This is a good way to release your anger.........

TOTURE YOUR ENEMY !!! Just simply upload their pic and torture them !!!

Log on :
http://www.insideimdancing.co.uk/devilsrejects/

Monday, August 01, 2005

行行出状元


WORLD'S PRICIEST HOOKER CHARGES $1 MILLION A NIGHT
And she's worth every penny, swear satisfied johns

Buxom blonde beauty Krista Endelwood is the world's most expensive hooker. A single night of passion with the curvaceous call girl will set you back a staggering $1 million!

Incredibly, the stinking-rich Arab playboys, movie moguls, and other fat cats who've engaged Krista's services insist that the super-sexy strumpet is worth every penny.

"In fact, after every session with Krista, I tip her $150,000 or so," raves the owner of a giant software firm who requested anonymity. "Krista is unbelievable. She can do things with her body you'd swear are physically impossible. Not only can she crack apart a walnut with her butt cheeks, she can squeeze it back together into one piece."

Beautiful Krista, 23, who works for an exclusive escort service based in Winnemucca, Nev., sports a dazzling 38D-22-36 figure and the face of an angel -- but there's nothing angelic about her bedspring-busting behavior on the job.

"I really try to give my clients their money's worth," she giggles.

The luscious lady of the evening works just one night a week. She has been in the business for two years and expects to retire by age 25 with a fortune exceeding $200 million.

"I've been saving and investing my money," she says. Remarkably, despite Krista's astronomical rates, there are some services she refuses to provide.

"I don't do that Monica Lewinsky stuff -- to me that's always just seemed too gross," the blonde bad girl reveals.

Not surprisingly, Krista's rivals are jealous of her success -- and accuse her of price gouging.

"It's ridiculous what that little bimbo charges," says a leggy brunette colleague who asked that her name be withheld. "I don't even think she's all that pretty.

"No roll in the hay is worth $1 million." Researcher Tim Biddlebaum, author of a best-selling, 500-page guide to legal brothels and escort services in Nevada, agrees that there is nothing unique about the high-priced harlot's technique -- in fact, Krista only receives four out of five stars in the book.

"When I asked for a free hands-on demonstration for my rankings, I found that Krista's reverse-cowgirl needed fine tuning," he notes. "She does have a great personality, though, and a wonderful smile."

In fact, Biddlebaum theorizes, it's Krista's winning personality, not her looks or bedroom acrobatics, that allows her to command such a sky-high fee.

"These big shots don't like to admit it, but they actually fall in love with Krista," the expert says. "She makes them feel really special."


p/s HAHA Cool huh??? Are you sick of your parents wanting you to be doctors or engineers?

You may suceed in any industry you like !!!