HOW YOUR DATE EATS A HOT DOG REVEALS HOW GOOD SHE IS IN BED!
HEY, GUYS! You can find out how good your date is in bed if you buy her a hot dog and watch how she eats it, say an expert. "A frankfurter obviously resembles the male sex organ -- and whether they're conscious of it or not, women respond to that in a number of ways," says famed sexologist Dr. Marcia Kenwood, of Boston, Mass. Here, from Dr. Kenwood, are three common "hot dog eating behaviors" followed by comments.
1. Your date picks at and nibbles her dog. "Not a good sign if you're looking forward to a lusty round of adventurous sex," says Kenwood. "Women who pick and nibble are afraid to take chances or try anything new."
2. Your date snatches the dog off its bun, wags it in the air and then swallows it whole. "This isn't a woman for older gentlemen or guys with weak hearts," says Kenwood.
3. Your date puzzles over her hot dog, and then puts it back down on her plate. "Sounds like you're out with a lesbian," says Kenwood. "Better luck next time."
This may not be real.Parental guidance is advised.