It's Tuesday,which means one period EST and one period English both taught by Mdm.P***al***a. The teacher we hate the most.......we suffer seeing her due to her so called "sh*tty" way of teaching and her pleasure of dumping ridiculously time consuming and brain crushing projects to pile them up on our backs.
Today,I and I repeat I made the class clap........i was so proud,interested in what i did?no doubts right?Let me start the story........
Once upon a time,from a far far galaxy,came an unidentified creature with dark ugly skin,disgusting eye lids and popping eyes...........(note: you are reading the wrong passage,you may leave this weblog if you wish to know more about this alien.......lol just kidding)
The alien is a she...........her name can be split into two parts and translated into english and hokkien-----Sperm-a-Lanpa(testicals in hokkien)!!!
We were talking about how parents neglected in instilling moral values into their children's path of personality shaping.Thus,she told us that she is a very responsible mar-the(mother in alien language).She teaches her son to study everyday when she goes back home.We talked about what the parents do in front of childrens will affect their thinking and they will do the same eg.if the father beats up the mother in front of the kid,most likely the kid will wack his wife in near future.
Let me continue......
So she told us that she has to wask his son when she forces her son to study.She asked us whether we know why?Before we get to answer she told us that her son will write one sentence and run one round all over the house and sit down to continue then run again so she has to slap him in order to make him stay still.I and I repeat I asked her taht you said children follows what their parents do say i said:"Teacher ar,then your parents always slap you last time?"The whole class laughed till their tears fall out.She went out
afterwards and everybody shouted:"Ji Yuan yeng ar!!!"(everybody wants to slap her)
The passage above is pure fiction,if there are any similarities please
note that it is just a coincidence.( YOU BELIEVE,BOH?)
If you feel like releasing your anger about this alien please leave a comment and somehow you will he happier.